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Satire

If it had been Ahmed: When the language crisis in schools just became a trend

Imagine if students in the suburbs had stopped speaking Swedish – then the debate would have been about conduct and deportation.

If it had been Ahmed: When the language crisis in schools just became a trend

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Imagine the panic on the country's editorial pages if Skolverket had reported that students in Rinkeby or Rosengård barely speak Swedish anymore. It would have been called a system collapse, clan behavior, and an acute threat to the nation's cohesion.

Politicians would have competed for the harshest possible measures: language tests for three-year-olds, withdrawn child benefits, and requirements for good conduct. Experts on live morning television would have wondered whether the families' culture can be reconciled with Swedish values at all.

But when the same phenomenon occurs among native Swedes in Västerbotten, it sounds completely different. At Nilaskolan in Malå, a teacher notes that students who have had Swedish as their mother tongue have been ”more or less only English-speaking”, while grades in Swedish are dropping.

In nationwide media, this is not described as an integration catastrophe or an emerging area of exclusion. Instead, it is quietly and neutrally branded as an interesting ”trend”.

If it had been Ahmed who refused to answer in Swedish in the classroom, he would have had a motion in the Riksdag directed at him before lunch. When it happens in Malå, it is just a sign that the outside world has come to visit.

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